because i'm fuckin awesome.

The best asks, ever.

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
• Green
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
• Dark Chocolate
• 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
• A penis (lolz, jk)
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
• Small town--liked it most of the time
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
• My neighbor, Dan
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
• Strawberry-banana
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
• I was mary had a little lamb in the kindergarden play
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
• I air-balled with 3 seconds left in a basketball game. we lost.
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
• I farted on a school bus.
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
• Pirates--I love the sea
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
• Absolutely
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
• Yes and heck yes
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
• An elephant, hands down.
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
• My nose.
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
• My humor.
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
• They both are equally horrible.
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
• Yes.
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
• No.
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
• Watermelon at the lake.
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
• "i can't believe it's not butter"...whatever that is.
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
• I hate milk.
• 22: Which continents have you been on?
• North America
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
• Yes--I threw up out the car window on the highway once.
• 24: Backpacks or satchels?
• satchels
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
• nah, i like neutral/earthy colors.
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
• hey, arnold!
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
• a cow--so i can tip it
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• Seattle
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
• ND to CA
• 30: The latest you've ever slept?
• 15 hours
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
• Of course
• 32: Do you pick at scabs?
• Yes
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
• I hate beans
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
• Not far
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
• Ireland
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
• Nope
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
• public U--meet more people
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
• love <3
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
• definitely not
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
• i like thrillers better
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
• i do that already. i'm not just gonna let it itch, man.
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
• when necessary.
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
• napolean dynamite
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
• yeah, maybe lighter
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
• yes and yes
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
• sure do
• 47: City or nature person?
• nature, but i appreciate the city.
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
• heck no that's so bad for your skin.
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
• no i'm a sasquatch.